Although most people may not notice but there is actually
a special breed of human in this world we reside in. This
breed of human is not very new to us and it has been living
among us ever since our planet was modernised. Ladies
and gentlemen I present you this extrodinary creature,
the dogman.
Yes! You heard it from me! The dogman, a cross between
a human and a dog. This unique species of humans have
both characteristics of both humans and dogs minus
the loyalty. This creature can actually think for itself
unlike the dog, which makes it stand out from its fellow K9.
Well lets see, first of all lets see the dog's side of the dogman.
First of all like the dog, the dogman is nice to you when it is
hungry or in other words when it needs something. It has a
very unique way of begging. It will be extremely nice to you
and it wags it's "tail" to show how much it "appreciates" what
you are doing for it. When it gets its food or whatever it needs
it walks off and minds its own business and you are not so
important to it until it needs whatever it wants again, its "food".
Well unlike the dog, the dogman doesnt answer you when you call
it, e.g on the phone. It will only call you when it needs you. Dogs
show enthusiasm when you are playing with it, but this dogman
only shows enthusiasm when you have something to offer it. The
dogman will do all sorts of "tricks" for you when you have its tasty treats
standing by. When you are all out of "doggy treats" the dogman doesnt
give a shit about you. It doesnt think you have feelings. All you are
is just a "food" dispenser.
As for the human side of the dogman, lets see. First of all its greedy,
it grabs anything it can get its CLAWS on without hesitation. Its selfish,
its doesnt even want to share with its own fellow dogmen! Thats why
most of these dogmen dont run in packs and they stand alone. Next
these dogmen are cowards, all they can do is bark, no matter how loud
they bark they will never bite which makes them useless. Furthermore
these dogmen are disgusting creatures, they are dirty and sloppy. They
stink cos they hardly clean themselves up. Last but not least they are
very ugly creatures whose insides are God damn ugly just like their
horrendous appearance, sometimes they are really fat too. HAHA
damn... these creature are downright hopeless!!
Truely magnificent, this creature isnt entirely God's creation. Society
is partly blamed for it. But no matter where you go there will always
be dogmen. As for me Im very ashamed to have know them, some of
my "friends" are dogmen and infact I lived(am living) with some of them.
My advice, put them to sleep and end their misery.
END
a special breed of human in this world we reside in. This
breed of human is not very new to us and it has been living
among us ever since our planet was modernised. Ladies
and gentlemen I present you this extrodinary creature,
the dogman.
Yes! You heard it from me! The dogman, a cross between
a human and a dog. This unique species of humans have
both characteristics of both humans and dogs minus
the loyalty. This creature can actually think for itself
unlike the dog, which makes it stand out from its fellow K9.
Well lets see, first of all lets see the dog's side of the dogman.
First of all like the dog, the dogman is nice to you when it is
hungry or in other words when it needs something. It has a
very unique way of begging. It will be extremely nice to you
and it wags it's "tail" to show how much it "appreciates" what
you are doing for it. When it gets its food or whatever it needs
it walks off and minds its own business and you are not so
important to it until it needs whatever it wants again, its "food".
Well unlike the dog, the dogman doesnt answer you when you call
it, e.g on the phone. It will only call you when it needs you. Dogs
show enthusiasm when you are playing with it, but this dogman
only shows enthusiasm when you have something to offer it. The
dogman will do all sorts of "tricks" for you when you have its tasty treats
standing by. When you are all out of "doggy treats" the dogman doesnt
give a shit about you. It doesnt think you have feelings. All you are
is just a "food" dispenser.
As for the human side of the dogman, lets see. First of all its greedy,
it grabs anything it can get its CLAWS on without hesitation. Its selfish,
its doesnt even want to share with its own fellow dogmen! Thats why
most of these dogmen dont run in packs and they stand alone. Next
these dogmen are cowards, all they can do is bark, no matter how loud
they bark they will never bite which makes them useless. Furthermore
these dogmen are disgusting creatures, they are dirty and sloppy. They
stink cos they hardly clean themselves up. Last but not least they are
very ugly creatures whose insides are God damn ugly just like their
horrendous appearance, sometimes they are really fat too. HAHA
damn... these creature are downright hopeless!!
Truely magnificent, this creature isnt entirely God's creation. Society
is partly blamed for it. But no matter where you go there will always
be dogmen. As for me Im very ashamed to have know them, some of
my "friends" are dogmen and infact I lived(am living) with some of them.
My advice, put them to sleep and end their misery.
END
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