Zephyr

hello there, :)this post is something I came up with.
Well it is me mainly talking about my friends but their names remain anonymousand it is up to them to find out if its about them.I use different colour fonts to represent different individuals.
try it out yourselves if you want to.

I) Well my friend truth be told I dont really have any problems with you,but your main problem is that you are a very egoistic person and very stubborn.You only see things your way and never really give a shit about what other people think. Well here is what I think, if you leave your head to swell with your ego, one day it'll pop along with your balls.
But...
You are a very good friend who has thaught me many things in life. You area very good companion. I always respected you as you are a very serious personand a very loyal friend. You never fail to accomplish a goal without perfection, youare a very wise person who corrected my mistakes.

II) You are by far the biggest dumbass I have ever known. You are a very irresponsible person who never really respected my time and patience. For some reason you have really inconvinienced me in many occasions. You never take things seriously and you are too last minute when it comes to planning. Sometimes its abit screwed up when you always freak out once in a while and ruin things.
But..
You are a very dear friend to me as you are definitely loyal. You have certain oaths and boundaries you abide by which I respect as you are a man of your word. You are definitely trustworthy as you always offer a listening ear which never leaks out any secrets. We have done alot of stupid and crazy things together and it was fun. You are like a bro to me thats for sure.

III) You are the most horrible person who Ive ever met. You're so materialistic and you only care about your appearance more than anything else when you always deny it. You have a serious attitude problem and that is your biggest flaw. You are very manipulative person who always take people for granted. You never really did respect me and sometimes you treat me like shit. Ive never felt so many negative emotions with one single person before. Ive felt upset, angry, frustrated, confused and outraged with you before. The only time you are merciful is when my temper has reached its limit. You never did use the right words around me and made me feel really useless and pathetic at times, plus ure never polite to me. Thanks alot, really. Can I please have my friend back without having to release my anger???
But..
You are a very very good friend to me during good times. You've helped me in so many ways and I cant find any single way to repay you for your kindness. You are generally a very smart person when it comes to academic but needs a bit of improvement in your social skills. You can be very nice to me at times and you never fail to put a smile on my face during bad times. You have a very great sense of humour and you made me laugh a lot. I like the fact that we have quite a lot in common and I like your taste in everything. On my part you have also made me realise a lot wrongs that I did and see to it that Ive corrected them eventhough I go against your judgement. I know Ive made a complete ass out of myself to you but somehow you are able to tolerate my behaviour while most of the people I know would have walked off a long time ago. Although your flaws maybe somewhat overwhelming you definitely have more good in you to overlap your flaws. I know you are always willing to change and you accept criticism well, thats the quality in you where no one else really have.

IV) You are the most craziest random person Ive ever met. Seriously, Ive never really met anyone quite like you before. You can be really, really mean sometimes and generally, you scare me. No one has ever drove me to the abyss of insanity like you ever did. You have the WORST time management ever, the WORST. Whenever you say 1:30 in reality its 5:45. You are quite manipulative as well and I dont think I never realise you are extra nice to me whenever you need something.
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You are the most ultra super nice person Ive ever met eventhough you are a bit crazy. You are a very thoughful person who always see to it that I never feel neglected unlike someone I know!. You are a very unique person and I think that you have a really good attitude. You can be really sporting at times and your tolerance is unmatched. You are a very good friend and a very social person. You are very funny and make me laugh, really hard all the time. Someone who would cheer me up when I feel like shit.

V) Well my dear, where should I start? Well, I don't have anything against you. You are a very flawless individual who is as sweet as you appear. I enjoy your company once in a while. The only problem is well, Im not sure whether it's my problem or yours but our friendship lacks abit of chemistry. You always seem to be in this undead state which can make moments awkward once in a while. Speak up, dont be so shy, respond, show abit of life, adopt a more sanguine character for God's SAKE! :)
but...
You are a very kind person who has helped me a lot. I enjoy chatting with you once in a while as you never fail to give me your undivided attention. You are a very smart and responsible person and I can see a very bright future ahead of you. My only single biggest regret is not being able to spend more time with you.

VI) Woah you? Seriously? Lemme just get this over with. You are a very indecisive person you has the BIGGEST attitude problem, the worst. Not in the sense where it will piss me off but in the sense that I felt you had a really bad past. You are a very dependent person who has to get ure act back together. You are always afraid to try new things, and everything solely depends on your mood which changes like the gears in a car, seriously. You are also another one of those manipulative people who can be quite choosy as well. As in you don’t really follow the concept of beggars cant be choosers.
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You are the most interesting person Ive ever met. Our friendship was somewhat magical as Ive never ever gotten so close to someone that fast. From the moment we just met, we somehow just clicked. I dont know why but some reason we think the same I guess. We share the same interests and we ignore and despise the same people. You're really nice and sporting and you are one of those other unique individuals which can only be found one in a millionth

VII) Dude you probably won't read this, but who gives a fuck about you. You abandoned me and thats it. You left one day and died i think. Just walk off like that without a word, a phone call nothing. You never really did reply any of my msges and Im beginning to have doubts about you. We've been through a lot, I know I didnt treat you well last time but do you have to do this to me now??? like wtf man. You're an ass hole Ill give you that.
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You are great company when holidays are long and boring. Ive never had a dull moment as you are a very entertaining sporting person. Nobody has really made laugh as hard as you and I kinda miss the things we did man. We were like the best of friends and all, but I know you didnt see it that way but I didnt care. As long as we were bros man, thats all that mattered to me. Where the hell did I go wrong??

VIII) You cold hearted she-devil. You are a very mean and nasty person who doesnt really give a shit about the people around you. You prioritize some friends above others and I find thats really screwed up. Now us being apart you always said that you wanted to keep in touch and hang out but I see you have your own life now. I guess all those times we spent together, the friends we made, the things we did and the shit we've been through doesnt matter anymore does it?
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You are like the coolest person Ive met. Ive known you for a VERY VERY long time and we were friends back then as we are(were) now. You're really funny Ill give you that and we shared alot of personal jokes which I found really cool. I know what we talk about can be quite sick but its funny once in a while. Just to get rid of all that stress from studies. I really REALLY enjoy your company and you're very fun to have around. You're so witty, so full of life and so hyper. I kinda miss you tho =(

I dont mean to shoot or hurt anyone here but this is how I feel. If you really know your flaws and really know who you are then you will probably be able to find out if I wrote about you. I have flaws of my own as well but Im learning to change. I didnt exactly write about everyone I know and I will not tell you the identities of these people