Happy Merdeka

Happy Merdeka Everyone!

SLSH - Jessy’s Version =P

Stefanie, a great friend,

That never fails to give a hand.

Except when she plans to ignore the guy clan.

“Funny”, that’s her middle name

And there’s a story behind her fame

None of us thinks that it’s lame

It’s just something we cant blame

Ever seen a chicken with four legs? That’s what she claimed

Let me tell you something,

Every math test to her is not challenging,

Even when Kiru is sweating.

Stefanie, also know as Steflyn,

"Zomg! That's the combination of Stefanie & Jesslyn",

Everytime there's the two bestie, THAT's how Ronald's reaction is, as ever, MEAN!

Hope we will stay as best friends forever,

Until the time we graduate and all, we’ll still be together,

It’s just something we promise each other.

SLSH

She looks so hot,
That’s what she says.
Even though she’s short,
Friends adore her in many ways.
Always cheerful and bright,
Never really a frown in sight.
I heard she is a great swimmer,
Even when she’s afraid of the sound of water.

Loves attention from the guys,
Especially those twice her size,
Even the ones with blonde hair and blue eyes.

She’s definitely one of a kind,
Zesty and has a really sharp mind,
Especially when teaching maths to the blind.

However it is once again the time,
U take one more step on the climb,
I wish you happiness for all of time.

Calabria

Well, once again its been quite a long while since I updated this
dusty and cob webbed infested blog, so here I go again. As most of
you know, Im still in this shithole, alone as usual. But there is a plus
today. Ive got internet connection!! Ive never been happier since my
17 days here lol. My neighbour gave me his wireless connection
password so here I am. No more cycling to tiscra for my daily
internet dosage.

Downside is, my laptop has once again become a distraction. Sigh,
I might have to go to cyber rehab one day. What is it with our needs
as humans to use to internet excessively. I have about 5 more days
till Im out of this shithole. Ill be glad when this is all over and I will
turn a new leaf next sem. No turning back this time if not Id be struck
by karma, LIKE NOW.

The internet is so fast now, cause no one else is using it lol. It feels
really great and plus I know have connection to the outside using msn
anytime I wish unlike using it in the computer lab, when its just by
chance my friends are online the same time as me. Guess Im not
completely alone now ;)

I have about a week in KL before I return to penang, anybody wanna
hang out? Cos I think 1 week is a lil too long to hang out in KL. I should
have booked the flight earlier. Sigh. Anyways signing off now, adios muchacos!

Zombie

I am now currently updating my blog in tiscra(computer lab) alone. Its
really empty here and its quite rare to see another soul in sight during
the weekend here. Ive been here for about a week already and the boredom
is killing me. Well, all Ive been doing lately is eat, shit and study. I currently
dont have any access to internet at home and the tv is out. The only thing
that keeps me company is the music in my laptop.

Its really lonely here as I do not have much friends. Screw Maslow's
hierachy of needs. Its just that Im so used to having people around here
that its kinda hard to accept the fact that im alone. Half the time while
im sitting alone in the living room, I can almost expect my housemates
to walk through the front door but of course it is not to be. Damn, Im
losing my fricking mind here.

The only thing that keeps me sane is the campus pool table. It is infact
a way to kill the desolate feeling within me. Playing a few games with
strangers and making new friends by the pool table. Thankfully I know
how to play LoL. Aside from the pool table the other thing that retains
my sanity is my handphone. My only little gate-way to contacting the
outside world lol. I would really like to thank my friends who would
spend the time and credit keeping me company :)
oo yeah and my mum too.

There is also this parasitic stray dog which i occasionally feed during
last semester. Its really a suprise that it is still alive despite my absence
of about 2 months. Altho it may be a parasitic dog, Im just glad for its
company. Finally some life-form aside from me in this souless
neighbourhood. Although its really quite here, it isnt really that eerie
during the night. Its just the boredom that is killing me arghhh.

My daily routine is highly repetitive. I start by waking up 9 in the
morning and getting my light breakfast. Start studying at about 9.20.
Around 12 Ill cycle off to campus to get my lunch there. Playing a few
rounds of pool after my meal before updating my facebook in the
computer lab. By the time Im done it will be around 2 where Ill
study till 5. From 5-6 its my music time with the laptop. Around 6
Ill cycle to campus to do what I did during the afternoon again.
Lights out at 11.

I have about more than two weeks here before my im done with
my resit papers. Ill be heading down to KL after that for about a
week to hang around before returning to Penang to enjoy the rest
of my holidays. Adios people.

Subject of the day

The subject today is yes, Girls. We guys usually always think about
Girls and stuff, but do we ever stop and think about them more in
detail? Try and understand them more and see them in a more different
point of view. This is not a sexist post and Im open to any criticism and
perhaps bruises but whatever.

Well the question is, what are they? According to a few sources from
urban dictionary, google and my personal ecounter with them, this is
the data Ive gathered. Lets start with a bit of chemistry.

WOMEN - A CHEMICAL ANALYSIS

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Element: Women Symbol: Wo
Discoverer: Adam

Atomic Mass: Accepted at 53.6 kg, but known to vary between 40 & 200 kg

Occurences: Copious quantities in all urban areas

PHYSICAL PROPERTIES:

1. Surface usually covered in make up.

2. Temperature varies, maybe hot or/and cold.

3. Very sweet if treated properly.

4. Bitter if incorrectly used.

5. Found all over town.

6. Yields pleasure applied in correct places

CHEMICAL PROPERTIES:

1. Has a great affinity for gold, silver and a range of precious stones.

2. Absorbs great quantities of expensive substances.

3. May explode spontaneously without prior warning and for no know reason.

4. Insoluble in liquids, but activity increases greatly when saturated in alcohol.

5. Most powerful money reducing agent known to man.

COMMON USES:

1. Highly ornamental, especially in sports cars.

2. Can be a great aid to relaxation.

3. Very effective cleaning agent.

Perhaps from a more biological perspective?
WOMEN: BIOLOGICAL ANALYSIS
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Name: Girls

Habitat: Shopping malls

Walking speeds: Average walking speed for girls is 5-6km/h but may reach up to 50-60km/h in their natural habitat.

Feeds on: chocolate, ice cream, money, men

Size: already stated in chemical properties.

Other information
1. Mainly territorial
2. Gossip in packs
3. Is usually accompanied by another female, aka the BFF
4. Has a loud nature
5. Can be the cause of eternal happiness or eternal misery
6. Can bleed up to seven days and still live
7. Top of the food chain( or pyramid hehe)

Or perhaps for a more quantitative approach?
WOMEN: MATHEMATHICAL ANALYSIS

Note:
This whole post is a joke, if you want to form an angry women mob go to google!!