Ears don't tell lies

Over the course of my long weekend I heard a lot of noises while I was in my room,
weirrrrrrrrrd noises: A list of what I heard

1) A dog got banged by a car

2) A cock fight

3) Neighbours having sex

4) Somebody screaming in pain

5) Jonathan laughing

6) Someone drifitng his car

7) A ghost moaning

8) William Hung's voice

9) Chinese Opera gone wrong

10) A wolf howling

11) Someone having a massive dirrhea

12) Somebody played the trumpet, BADLY

13) A mouse squeking in pain

14) A very gay laugh

15) Zombies attacking the house

Turns out, on all these occasions it was my housemate singing upstairs in his room.
I transfered about 500 of my songs to him earlier, dayum I dont think Im listening to
them again.