Backstabbing CUNT

As a true friend I would...

always be there for my friends and help them in anyway I could

never blow my friends off for some chick or another "cooler" group

respect my friend's time and patience

never see colour or religion as a boundary in friendship

never intentionally piss my friends off for no reason

be apologetic when Im wrong

be forgiving when they are wrong

never delibrately use them for my own needs

always be supporting of their positive decisions

never make decisions for them but give them advice and opinions regarding the decision

keep their secrets and trust them with mine too

never think that 5am is a bad time to call for help

always keep my doors open to them( in Semenyih only la =P)

always provide laughter to them

never inconvinience them in any way for my own convinience

always try to keep and touch and never forget the good old days

offer a ride if they dont have any transport home, usually regardless of the distance.. usually...

willing to accept criticism and take them as a lesson

offer a listening ear everytime someone has to bitch, whine or just needs to talk

never FFK anyone without a valid reason, I NEVER FFK

take the initiative to do a good job when I say yes to a favour or a request

never backstab them( talk shit yes la =P)

know when the time is not right for this or that

never disturb them when they are pissed or sad..

be happy for them when good things happen instead of being jealous

this is a post I wrote on my OWN. Not some crappy cut and paste thing.
If you ask why? I suddenly felt like writing it. I do really abide by these
rules and follow them. If you feel that I dont, you are probably not my
friend enough said. Finally if you wish to be a good friend you'd probably
follow them as well...

This is just who I am this week...

Imran: Dei Ronald, wtf stop taking pics and play la...(strong accent) hahhaa

Haih..............

Its long boring afternoons like these Id be out if I was in Penang
but no, the reality is that Im here lol. By this time I would have
drove to Gurney and maybe catch a movie with my friends. Before
that we would either play pool, get a drink in Coffee Bean, walk
around window shopping or just sit down somewhere lol. Im staying
positive and be patient for I have about 5 more weeks till this sem is
over.

On the other hand Ive started playing badminton again lol =D. The
last time I played was at Sem 0 but I can count the number of times I
played then with one hand. The only time I can recall playing like crazy
was during those good times in KTJ. Back then it was cool, 3-4 days a
week of badminton and 2 hours each. Ahhh, those were the times lol.
I really miss life there, eventhough you are confined within the grounds
it is somehow more fun there then it is here. Plus I really miss my friends,
but unfortunately its so hard to keep in touch when everyone is spreaded
all over the frickin place.

Gahhh so God damn Fucking frustrating...

Stiches on my back

How could I have been so dumb? To get fooled like that, to
get backstabbed like that. For 6 months Ive gone through
several misunderstandings and Ive been treating the wrong
people right and the right people wrong. Because of that I
regret my actions and would like to apologize to all of those
who were hurt by my words. What Ive said was never meant
for your ears and was leaked out without my consent. Leaked
out by some jerk who wants some justice done to me.

Fine, I admit I was wrong, very wrong and for that I would
really like to say sorry to all my friends who were affected by this.
I didnt mean to say all those things about you guys , infact you know me
and my mean nature. Its normal for me but I have realised, learned
and changed. Nobody is perfect and we all know that. But for the
traitor who want to gain some street cred from my downfall, I
will never apologize to you for the things I did to you. You deserve
them and thats what you get, and believe me brother, there is more
to come. My only single biggest regret is having to fight fire with fire
but I dont see any other way since you said those shit about my friends.

I would like to let out my biggest apology to a dear friend of mine
who has tolerated my crap for the last 4 months. I misunderstood
you and took you as the one who was in the wrong. Im really really
sorry that you have to bear with the burden on your shoulders because
of my wrongs. I appreciate the fact that you have tried to make me
realise what Im doing is wrong but I always turn you down. I know
I can be a real dumbass sometimes but now Im all ears. You have
nothing to do with this and you shouldnt take any blame at all.
I was the one who was supposed to sense something was wrong
when you started acting weird, but I took it as a fact that you just
wanted to get rid of me. I was dead wrong and once again Im really
sorry. I would also like to apologize again the others who were annoyed
and angry at my words. Rest assure that was last time.

To the dog that backstabbed me, Im not angry at you man. Im in
no mood to be angry or hate anyone. Ill just plaster on a fake smile
around you and what you have to say doesnt mean shit to me and
pretty soon it wont mean shit to anyone :D
Watch your pimpled back mafaka..

Dogmen

Although most people may not notice but there is actually
a special breed of human in this world we reside in. This
breed of human is not very new to us and it has been living
among us ever since our planet was modernised. Ladies
and gentlemen I present you this extrodinary creature,
the dogman.

Yes! You heard it from me! The dogman, a cross between
a human and a dog. This unique species of humans have
both characteristics of both humans and dogs minus
the loyalty. This creature can actually think for itself
unlike the dog, which makes it stand out from its fellow K9.

Well lets see, first of all lets see the dog's side of the dogman.
First of all like the dog, the dogman is nice to you when it is
hungry or in other words when it needs something. It has a
very unique way of begging. It will be extremely nice to you
and it wags it's "tail" to show how much it "appreciates" what
you are doing for it. When it gets its food or whatever it needs
it walks off and minds its own business and you are not so
important to it until it needs whatever it wants again, its "food".

Well unlike the dog, the dogman doesnt answer you when you call
it, e.g on the phone. It will only call you when it needs you. Dogs
show enthusiasm when you are playing with it, but this dogman
only shows enthusiasm when you have something to offer it. The
dogman will do all sorts of "tricks" for you when you have its tasty treats
standing by. When you are all out of "doggy treats" the dogman doesnt
give a shit about you. It doesnt think you have feelings. All you are
is just a "food" dispenser.

As for the human side of the dogman, lets see. First of all its greedy,
it grabs anything it can get its CLAWS on without hesitation. Its selfish,
its doesnt even want to share with its own fellow dogmen! Thats why
most of these dogmen dont run in packs and they stand alone. Next
these dogmen are cowards, all they can do is bark, no matter how loud
they bark they will never bite which makes them useless. Furthermore
these dogmen are disgusting creatures, they are dirty and sloppy. They
stink cos they hardly clean themselves up. Last but not least they are
very ugly creatures whose insides are God damn ugly just like their
horrendous appearance, sometimes they are really fat too. HAHA
damn... these creature are downright hopeless!!

Truely magnificent, this creature isnt entirely God's creation. Society
is partly blamed for it. But no matter where you go there will always
be dogmen. As for me Im very ashamed to have know them, some of
my "friends" are dogmen and infact I lived(am living) with some of them.
My advice, put them to sleep and end their misery.

END

Short Pointless Update

After a long intense battle, it is finally over and
I can literally feel a huge weight off my shoulders.
But as the saying goes, the battle may be over but
not the war. This battle im referring to is my maths
test haha.

Lol this week is not very eventful. As usual lor..
I had to stay over TY's place yesterday cos I knw
if I decided to go back to my place and "do" maths
Id probably be online and screw up my paper lol. He
said he already fixed up his house wireless and to
bring my laptop, no way in hell wei lol.

Not going for annual dinner anymore btw. In
the end many peeps backed out and shit so
yeah not going. Atleast I manage to save more than
100 bucks for it lol. Anyways earlier I spent
that money on a bottle of gold... Whoops

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How do I tell you??

I dont really know how to descibe how I
feel right now but here it goes. Im really
really bored now (yes ive said it a million

times and Ill say it again). Ive been stuck
in this craphole for about less than two
months and Im already going insane.

I'd kill someone just to be at home for an hour right now.........

Weekends are always so lonely and unproductive.
My notes lay on my table but I dont have the
motivation to go through them. I just dont have
the mood right now for some funny reason. Things
here are never exciting and everyday has a very
cruel and unusual repitition. I just spend hours on
the internet surfing the net aimlessly.

lol I need a life.....

It doesnt make things better the fact that my
new laptop keeps dying on me. It occasionally
overheats at the worst times *sigh*. I kinda
miss my old lappy lol, although it has very limited
functions and is slow at times but it served its
purpose.

Lol anyways enough with my random rants!!
Just need to pass the time anyways. Things will
change in september. Yes life will be more hectic
and Ill be seeing a lot lesser sunlight but atleast
there will be many changes. Ill meet new people,
make new friends, new housemates, hopefully
get my new car, learn new things, feel different
feelings and get a life lol.

Anyways here are some questions I would like to voice out to anyone(maybe not anyone lol)
1) Anybody wanna go swimming with me on weekends?
2) Anybody(girls) dont have a date for annual dinner?
3) Can anybody teach me maths?
4) Somebody please slap me into reality?

Random Proverb:
The economy is like an old man's prick, always refusing to rise, funny thing is every is still getting f**ked

Ears don't tell lies

Over the course of my long weekend I heard a lot of noises while I was in my room,
weirrrrrrrrrd noises: A list of what I heard

1) A dog got banged by a car

2) A cock fight

3) Neighbours having sex

4) Somebody screaming in pain

5) Jonathan laughing

6) Someone drifitng his car

7) A ghost moaning

8) William Hung's voice

9) Chinese Opera gone wrong

10) A wolf howling

11) Someone having a massive dirrhea

12) Somebody played the trumpet, BADLY

13) A mouse squeking in pain

14) A very gay laugh

15) Zombies attacking the house

Turns out, on all these occasions it was my housemate singing upstairs in his room.
I transfered about 500 of my songs to him earlier, dayum I dont think Im listening to
them again.

No turning BACK

God has given me so many opportunities in life and Ive always
taken them for granted. He has given me many chances, loads
of and loads of chances and Ive turned him down so many times
before. Well I missed another one this weekend, an opportunity
perhaps of a lifetime!

I feel like such a dick right now =(
Damnit... He gave me a CHANCE to
go HOME and I MISSED IT!!!
ARGHHHH!!!!

I partially blame my english teacher tho...
Prolly gonna binge on some alcohol and wait this
long weekend out.. Sigh sucks to be alive in
this forsaken place!!

Mercy

I never did forget my brothers of 2007


Was having a really crappy day yesterday because my
english lecturer was giving me and my assignment group
a hard time. YES! This that time of the semester again when
english starts getting crappier. Sadly it came early this
semester. I think Ive only ranted about my crappy english
teacher here once but, my english teacher is a down right
crappy one. She does everything while half awake and she
just simply critisize people without even going through our
work. How crappy is that? JEEZ!

Anyways while I was in class I had a casual chat with one of
my Botswanian friends. This guy had a calendar in hand and he
was looking through some dates and he pointed and said "Im
going back home on this day" May 30th. He said it was coming
soon and all. I could see the joy in his face as he was smiling and
making all those weird noises they do when they are happy lol.

I was thinking it was funny, cos its still a long wait
but then it hit me. While I was able to go home every 3 months
I complain of being homesick while these guys actually stay behind.
A two month wait is nothing compared to how long my friend has
waited. About 7 months. He was talking about how the seasons change
in his place, about parties they have there, the fresh air, the more
peaceful lesser developed area they reside in and best of all a
girl waiting for him back home. These people may appear different
but they are infact no different from us, infact maybe better.

Well I cant imagine myself in a position where Ill be away from home for
7 months. Things wont remain the same as you have left them before you
leave home. In 7 months people change, beloved pets die, people go away
and it will never be the same which makes leaving such a crappy thing. In
seven months even the girl you like and waited so long to see might be rolling
in some other guy's car.Well its plain simple truth, not based on own experience,
ahem ahem maybe haha

Gambit

Was kinda bored yesterday afternoon so I decided to fool around with a deck of cards.
While I was fooling around I learn something from these silly cards.

I started by using a red deck which is made of pure cardboard. After that I decided to
to mix it up with a black deck which is made of half cardboard and half plastic.

It wasnt too bad as the cards manage to stand strong together despite the
differences it has. It stood quite tall and was firm eventhough the fan was
blowing at 5.

I was nearly done when I realised I didnt have enough cards to make the peak.
So I decided to use a pink deck which was made of cardboard as well, but it was
somewhat smaller and thinner.

What happened next was basically disaster. Everything went apart because the pink
cards were too light and unstable. Low quality cards. The pink cards were at the top
and it lost balance and fell pushing its weight on the floor bellow it and basically pushed
everything down. The result is...

Life is like a house of cards. It is very hard to reach the top and there is no easy way
of getting there. Appreciate what you have and where you stand, take the easy, lousy
and quick way by using "pink" cards and everything falls apart. In a different note
thats what happened when you walked into my life.


Random proverb of the day:
Never underestimate or overestimate your enemy, decimate them.