Another Malaysian Moral Story

Once upon a time there was a business man named Mr Lim who lived in Penang, Malaysia. He runs own business operation which is a manufacturing plant producing coat hangers. His business is a very lucrative one and he brings in enough money to feed his wife and daughter. Mr Lim works hard and strives to expand his business. Because of this he isnt home most of the time and he stays in his office from early morning until late at night.

Because of this, he is sometimes abit paranoid. He always suspects that his wife is having an affair with another man because she feels lonely during his absence. He is constantly spying on his wife while he is at home doing things such as looking through her text messages, checking her dialed numbers in her handphone and constantly questioning her. Mrs Lim is of course not pleased at all with this and defends her case scolding her husband. Mr Lim is of course not satisfied.

Weeks go by and they constantly quarrel over this matter. Their daughter has to bear with their heated arguements when her father comes back from work and she is very confused. Sometimes Mr Lim would walk out of the house and drive to the local pub at night and chat with his friends. One day during his drinking sessions, Mr Lim`s friend Ah Beng suggested to him to call home during his work hours. This way his daughter will answer and she will tell him whats the situation at home. Mr Lim thinked hard about it and decided to give it a try because the plan seems simple and harmless.

On the very next day while at work, it was nearly lunch time so Mr Lim decided call home.
When someone did finally answer, it was a little girl`s voice
"Hello?"
"Hello dear, is mummy at home?"
"Yes she is daddy."
"Good, where is she?"
"Oh, she is in the bedroom with Uncle Tom."
"Is that so?" He sounded very frustrated and angry. Then he continued
"Dear, can you do daddy a favour?"
"Of course daddy"
"Stand outside the bedroom, and shout "Mummy! Daddy is home!"
"Ok daddy."

The receiver at the other end of the line was put down and little foot steps could be heard. Moments later, surely enough there was a voice shouting "Mummy! Daddy is home!"
Shortly after that there was a sound of someone screaming, the window breaking followed by a loud thud. Then the receiver at the other line was picked up again.
"Dear, what just happened?"
"Oh, I shouted to mummy and then she panicked, Uncle Tom freaked out and jumped out the window from the upstairs bedroom into the swimming pool. We emptied the swimming pool yesterday because we wanted to clean it. So Uncle Tom is in there now not moving and there is alot of blood."
"Swimming pool? Upstairs bedroom? Whats this? Is this 04-2278909? Opps wrong number!"
**phone goes dead**

Moral of the story, trust your own fricking wife =p